Tuesday, January 19, 2010

[Jenni] How to stop an elephant from charging your vehicle when it is 10 feet away and angry

1. Have a driver who knows what he/she is doing.
2. Have a driver who is not scared.
3. Stop the car and rev the engine for prolonged period of time to show dominance
4. Ignore female in back screaming "Drive! Drive! Why are we just standing here! It's coming! What are you doing!!?! Agggghhhhh!
5. Drive away only after elephant has lost interest in car and will not follow car as it drives away.
6. Tease female rest of day by asking her if she would like to visit the elephant again.

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